"Okay, so why is it fine for you to be 19 with an early 20s person and not him? Hypothetically." And hey, don't even get into what their actual ages might be. For all they know they've only existed since the first twins were born, which would make Tommy the younger one. But that shit is complicated.

"You're literally inventing reasons to be upset. You have a cute friend. You can either just stay friends or you can take a shot and see if he's into it too. And if not, you still have friend."