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[sinistral]

My lawn, Billy! My LAWN!

You're pretty cool too, you know.

[wearingthestars]

Do you even actually have a lawn?

I'll blame that on the old age.

[sinistral]

[The message contains a picture of a potted succulent in so-so health, with a post it note affixed to the pot. The note, of course, says LAWN.]

Booking my accommodations at the nursing home already?

LOL

[wearingthestars]

Oh, have you signed that responsibility over to me all ready?

Hehehe

[sinistral]

Saddled you with more like. I'm a crotchety old bastard.

[wearingthestars]

I'll visit you every weekend and make sure the nurses aren't stealing from you, promise.

[sinistral]

Make sure my wheelchair faces the south windows.

[wearingthestars]

Oh is that important? You should write up all your requests now while you still have your mind.

[sinistral]

Oh, I lost my mind a while ago, I just never told anyone.

[wearingthestars]

Well, jeez. That's a lot to lay on a guy.

Don't worry, I won't tell.

[sinistral]

It's probably rotting away in a Lost and Found somewhere.

Our little secret?

[wearingthestars]

You hide it well.

Yup. Promise. We'll throw it in with the last pinkie promise.

[sinistral]

The shield is big enough to hide a lot.

That one's getting a lot of mileage. Might have to renew it.

[wearingthestars]

Handy. Is that the real reason you carry it?

We can set up a new one next time we met up then.

[sinistral]

My other deep, dark secret is out.

Yeah. What's your schedule like?

[wearingthestars]

My college is out on break for a few weeks since the building got...dematerialized or whatever...so...I'm free whenever.

[sinistral]

Wednesday? Is that too soon? I've got a completely free schedule.

[wearingthestars]

Wednesday's good!

[sinistral]

Pick you up around 10? What's your jacket size?

idk how the heck men's sizes work, lol

[wearingthestars]

10 works. I'll be here. Do I need a jacket? Medium-ish? I think??

In magic city, clothes magically just fit

[sinistral]

Good enough, I'll figure it out from there. And you don't NEED one, but I'm bringing you one anyway.

[wearingthestars]

You really don't have to. Are you sure?

[sinistral]

Sure am sure. It's safety too, okay? Leather is tough, in case you fall. Which you won't, you're riding with me, but still.

[wearingthestars]

I guess if we run into more people wandering through traffic and have to abandon the bike again it'd be good to have.

[sinistral]

Plus your mom can't come after me for not bringing safety gear for you!