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[Dude don't be cooler than him.]

Why would you do that when you could just temporarily speedster yourself and talk at real speeds?

It makes me feel sick to go that fast. But I could try if you'd like it.

Ewww no let's not have you get sick. I'll just have to chill with the hedgehog.

...is this new cool guy slang? Do I want to know?

Nah man, literal blue bipedal hedgehog who is almost as fast as me. His name is Sonic. Check crew rosters.