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[doubled_speed]

[How the fuck is Tommy supposed to be the cool older brother when this is something Billy could do?]

Good to know. Glad we cleared that up. Never do it.

[wearingthestars]

[What part of reality warper did you miss, bro? <3]

Well now I might have to...

[doubled_speed]

[Dude don't be cooler than him.]

Why would you do that when you could just temporarily speedster yourself and talk at real speeds?

[wearingthestars]

It makes me feel sick to go that fast. But I could try if you'd like it.

[doubled_speed]

Ewww no let's not have you get sick. I'll just have to chill with the hedgehog.

[wearingthestars]

...is this new cool guy slang? Do I want to know?

[doubled_speed]

Nah man, literal blue bipedal hedgehog who is almost as fast as me. His name is Sonic. Check crew rosters.